this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist
when you’re eating in front of your crush
It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey
Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.
Virginia Woolf (via rdcf)
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my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE NOW