You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
all grandmas smell the same
Perfect girl perfectly tanned skin all year round, perfect bleach blonde beach wavy hear, perfect stand out die for blue eyes, perfect nose that peaks with the right amount of freckles. Lightly pinked lips that don’t even need lipstick they are just that perfect. Perfectly figured with nice chest and butt. That is the girl that any man would fall in love with in the movies.
i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
Some awesome Harry Potter references.
Harry Potter: The fandom that leaked into all other fandoms.